PRINTING, FABRIC & QUALITY
These funky garments have front and back prints (except disco baby, boy & girl).
All printing is done by hand – with love!
Characteristic to genuine and hand-printed garments, each print may differ slightly from photograph – this is because we are human and we like to print stuff in different places so’s we don’t get too bored!
We have spent lots of money getting you the funkiest, hippest printing available. We use full colour process in lots of our designs (rather than the 2-3 colour process lots of our competitors use) which is extremely technical and comes out looking like a photo print. We also back all of our designs with a special magical secret ingredient. Basically this makes the print stick to the garment better. This reduces cracking, peeling, splitting & lifting of prints. We want your sick little outfits to last so we make sure the quality is exceptional.
The fabric is made thicker than your regular cotton. It’s a heavier weight, and has been very slightly combed to give it a soft-touch. This also keeps it staying soft – rather than thinner inferior cottons that go hard and scratchy after washing.
We’ve made garments fit tighter than normal around armholes and through body-area. This just makes stuff look good on! Who wants baggy clothes (unless they’re pants?) We’ve fitted these garments on skinny minnys and chunky bubbas and the fit is one of the best on the market.
Any questions on design, quality & garment care you can read for yourself on the very soft, satin inner tag we have had especially made so they don’t scratch monsters necks! Otherwise send us an email – but no complaints! We don’t like them!
Fabulous printed Designer items for your Funky Little Baby!
Here is a message from the O.M.B (that’s Original Monster Baby!) B-Boy Vinnie that rock’s the Monster house!
My mum was freaking out when she found out I was coming along. Best thing ever for her was to have another baby. She got to quit her corporate fashion job and wait for me to come and rock her world. While I was still a baby baking in the funky oven mum starting looking for some cool, hip, funky, punk, tweaked out, skate, mad, crazy stuff for babies. (She reckons she knew I was a boy, but whatever I was I was gonna be ONE COOL BABY!). She couldn’t find anything, and having being in fashion for ever, starting designing her own stuff and printing. All her mates wanted stuff for their babies so she started doing that too. When I was born she was dressing me in crazy stuff straight up and realised she’d better get off her butt and do the job properly, ‘coz some-one had to!
So she designed all the garments, got them made to her patterns & colours , started dreaming up some crazy designs and got a graphic artist to help them come out of her head. ( I am personally responsible for lots of prints like “6PM BITCHIN’ HOUR” “MONSTER BABY WANTS BOOBIES” “FREAK IN THE BOX” BAD DAY” FEAR OF A BIG POOH” & “STINKY BUM”. )
Anyway if you like to be an individual, wear black, be loud, stand-out, be a punk, play with monsters, get dirty, smash stuff up, go crazy, play music (not the Wiggles either!!!!!!!), play with tanks, trucks and stuff, or if you’re a girl and you like to rock or you like tattoos and hate Barbie, then you’d better check this funky baby stuff out too!
Mum has got this first lot out the door, while she’s got her head down designing the next lot of prints and some new sick threads & accessories to tie back with the range, very soon. I can’t give too much away but it’s gonna be mad.
So buy some stuff so Mum can take me on her next trip.
Peace Y’All from the Monster House. We love you…..V